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عدد الرسائل : 223 الاقامة : العراق / ديالى / بعقوبة المزاج : عاااااااادي SMS : I'l l be there for you till the end,
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صورة المزاج : تاريخ التسجيل : 11/04/2008
| موضوع: نكات جميلة الأحد أبريل 27, 2008 8:13 pm | |
| <HR style="COLOR: #d1d1e1" SIZE=1> A:Hey,man! please call me a taxi........B:yes,sir.You are a taxi.." The doctor to the patient:"Your are very sick ?"The patient to the doctor:"Can I get a second opinion."The doctor again:"Yes, you are very ugly tooA:I have the perfect son?B:does he smokeA:No, hedoesn't?B:does he drink whiskeyA:No,he doesn't?B:does he ever come home late A:No,he doesn't??B:I guess you really do have the perfect son .How ld is heA:He will be six months old next wednesdayOne a crowded bus,one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed..."What's the matter? Are you sick..? the man :No ,I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing Fred is 32 years old and he is still singleone day a friend asked,"Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife..? fred eplied, "Actually, I've found many women that I have wanted to marry,but when Ibring them home to meet my parent's my mother doesn't like themHis friend thinks for a moment and says."I've go the perfect solution,just find a girl who's just like ypur motherA few months later they meet again and his friend says"Did you find the perfect girl??..Did your mother like herWith a frown on his face, Fred answer:Yes , I found the perfect girl.She was just like my mother you were right .my mother liked her very muchThe friend said:Then what's the problem?? fred replied:My father doesn't like herI WISH YOU LIKE IT...... THANKS | |
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عدد الرسائل : 778 الاقامة : تركيا الاهتمام : الانترنت المزاج : طالب SMS :
صورة المزاج : تاريخ التسجيل : 03/04/2008
| موضوع: رد: نكات جميلة الإثنين أبريل 28, 2008 9:49 pm | |
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عدد الرسائل : 508 الاقامة : تركيا الاهتمام : انترنيت المزاج : عالي العال SMS :
صورة المزاج : تاريخ التسجيل : 05/04/2008
| موضوع: رد: نكات جميلة الأربعاء أبريل 30, 2008 2:22 pm | |
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